The Five Most Bizarre Questions I was asked in 2009
People are funny. There is just no escaping the fact that God has tucked humor into every fold of our lives. But every now and then, people out-do themselves….and I write it down. These are just five of the unusual questions I was asked in 2009.
1-“Is that a wig?” “No, this is my real hair.” “If it was a wig I’d buy it.” “Um, thank you but it’s my real hair.” “I know, I’m just sayin.”
2-“Would you fly to my house and sing at a wine-tasting party for me and my five friends and would I have to pay for your flight or could it be part of your tithe?”
3-“Are you the Sheila Walsh that used to be with the circus?”
4-“Would you like my cousin Brenda to give you a massage when you’re in town? She learned in prison.”
And finally-the one that kept me laughing for days and yes, he was serious!
5-” If I book you to sing at my wife’s funeral and God heals her can I get my deposit back?”
Thank you people-you are beautiful!!